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The worst flaw in a leader is ego.
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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
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A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!!.
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How did you remember stuff before there were refrigerator magnets.
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"Time's fun when you're having flies."
3137
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words.
The Gettysburg Address is 286 words.
There are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence.
But, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
3138
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
No lines at the Super Walmart.
3139
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
A special glance.
3140
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Getting E-mail.
3141
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Taking a drive on a pretty road.
3142
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
3143
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
3144
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Hot towels out of the dryer.
3145
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
3146
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Chocolate milkshake.
3147
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
A long distance phone call.
3148
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
3149
The words "figure" and "fictitious" both derive from the same Latin root "fingere". Beware!
3150
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
3151
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
3152
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
3153
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously.
3154
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.
3155
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
3156
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
3157
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
3158
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
3159
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
3160
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
3161
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
3162
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
3163
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
3164
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
3165
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination.
3166
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
3167
Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do.
3168
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.
3169
Leave no stone unturned.
3170
You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.
3171
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
3172
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
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Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed.
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Go do what's right.
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Singers come and go; poets last forever.
3203 Free Yorkshire Terrier.
From actual classified ads...
8 years old. Hateful little dog.
3204 Free puppies:
From actual classified ads...
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
3205 Free puppies... part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
From actual classified ads...
3206 Found: dirty white dog.
From actual classified ads...
Looks like a rat...
Been out awhile.
Better be reward.
3207 1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
From actual classified ads...
3208 Snow blower for sale... only used on snowy days.
From actual classified ads...
3209 2 wire mesh butchering gloves:
From actual classified ads...
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
3210 Tickle me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, auto.
From actual classified ads...
Excellent condition $6800
3211 Cows for sale. Never bred calves.
From actual classified ads...
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
3212 Full sized mattress. 20 yr. warranty.
From actual classified ads...
Like new. Slight urine smell.
3213 Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby
From actual classified ads...
3214 Bill's septic cleaning.
From actual classified ads...
"We haul american made products."
3215 Hummels - largest selection ever.
From actual classified ads...
"If it's in stock, we have it!"
3216 Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club.
From actual classified ads...
3217 Georgia peaches.
From actual classified ads...
California grown - 89 cents lb.
3218 Nice parachute:
From actual classified ads...
Never opened - used once.
3219 Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour?
From actual classified ads...
We offer profit sharing and flexible hours.
Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
3220 Exercise equipment:
From actual classified ads...
Queen size mattress & box springs - $175.
3221 Our sofa will seat the whole mob.
From actual classified ads...
100% Italian leather.
3222 Joining nudist colony!
From actual classified ads...
Selling washer & dryer $300.
3223 Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember.
From actual classified ads...
3224 Open house:
From actual classified ads...
Body Shapers Toning Salon
Free coffee & donuts.
3225 For Sale By Owner
From actual classified ads...
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 negotiable.
No longer needed. Recently married; Wife knows everything.
3226 Living well really is the best revenge.
Things I wish I'd known before I went out into the real world....
3227
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
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A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
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My father was often angry when I was most often like him.
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Children need models more than they need critics.
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Love is a chain whereby to bind a child to his parents.
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In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
3233
You should have thought of all this before you were born.
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
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The kindest word of all is the unkind one never spoken.
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Deal as gently with the faults of others as you do your own.
3237
They said the baby looked like me. Then they turned him rightside up.
3238
We are the people our mothers warned us about.
3239
Some families can trace their ancestors back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night.
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There is only one way to guide a child down the right path, and that is to go that way yourself.
3241
The best thing you can give your children, next to good values, are good memories.
3242
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.
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If I had known how much fun grandchildren are, I would have had them first.
3244
Grandmothers are antique little girls.
3245
Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad.
3246
A child is nature's way of giving the world another chance.
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God couldn't be everywhere, and so He created mothers.
3248
Houses are but walls and beams;
Homes are built of love and dreams.
3249
Houses are built of wood and stone, but only love can make a home.
3250
A joy shared is a joy made double.
3251
The best inheritance we can give our children is a few minutes of our time each day.
3252
Genius is childhood recaptured.
3253
Education is not received. It is achieved.
3254
A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.
3255
Teachers have class.
3256
Teaching is a work of heart.
3257
A school is a building with four walls, and tomorrow inside.
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A teacher is someone who takes your hand, opens your mind, and touches your heart.
3259
Many can teach; only a special few can reach.
3260
Learning is a treasure which accompanies its owner everywhere.
3261
Age withers only the outside.
3262
Seeing much, suffering much and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
3263
Middle age: When a narrow waist and a broad mind exchange places.
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Nothing is free, not even age. Age is the fee God charges for life.
3265
If you weren't my daughter, you'd still be my best friend.
3266
It takes a long time to grow and old friend.
3267
To the person who siezes two things, one always slips from his grasp!
3268 Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
Conversions Made Easy...
3269 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
Conversions Made Easy...
3270 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Conversions Made Easy...
3271 Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
Conversions Made Easy...
3272 Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Conversions Made Easy...
3273 Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
Conversions Made Easy...
3274 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
Conversions Made Easy...
3275 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Conversions Made Easy...
3276 Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
Conversions Made Easy...
3277 1,000,000 aches: 1 megahurtz
Conversions Made Easy...
3278 Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
Conversions Made Easy...
3279 Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
Conversions Made Easy...
3280 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
Conversions Made Easy...
3281 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
Conversions Made Easy...
3282 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
Conversions Made Easy...
3283 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
Conversions Made Easy...
3284 2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
Conversions Made Easy...
3285 10 cards: 1 decacards
Conversions Made Easy...
3286 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
Conversions Made Easy...
3287 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
Conversions Made Easy...
3288 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
Conversions Made Easy...
3289 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
Conversions Made Easy...
3290 10 rations: 1 decoration
Conversions Made Easy...
3291 100 rations: 1 C-ration
Conversions Made Easy...
3292 2 monograms: 1 diagram
Conversions Made Easy...
3293 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
Conversions Made Easy...
3294 100 Senators: Not 1 decision
Conversions Made Easy...
3295 University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
Conversions Made Easy...
3296
I shut my eyes in order to see.
3297
All the sounds of the earth are like music.
3298
An essential aspect of creativity is not being afraid to fail.
3299
Poets are born, not made.
3300
There will never be another Camelot.
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In creating, the only hard thing's to begin; A grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
3302
Art is the difference between seeing and just identifying.
3303
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something.
3304
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
3305
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
3306 Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just proves that the other person was right about you.
Things I wish I'd known before going out into the real world...
3307
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
3308
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me. It is the parts that I do understand.
3309
Beauty is altogether in the eye of the beholder.
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When a man has a birthday he takes a day off, but when a woman has a birthday she takes a year off.
3311
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
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If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred years of sorrow.
3313
When the way comes to an end, then change...having changed, you pass through.
3314
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
3315
All experience is an arch, to build upon.
3316
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
3317
Knowlege is power.
3318
Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.
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Creativity is more important than knowledge.
3320
Wonder rather than doubt is the root of knowledge.
3321
A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born.
3322
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.
3323
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.
3324
You're never too old to learn.
3325
A little learning is a dangerous thing.
3326
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
3327
Character is a victory, not a gift.
3328
When all is said and done make sure you have made a difference.
3329
The greatest weakness of all, is the fear of appearing weak.
3330
Killing time is not murder, it's suicide.
3331
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
3332
Alone in the darkness will cause your eyes to be more sensitive to the light.
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Your task is not to seek love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.
3334
Men are like stars ... theres a million of them out there, but only one will make your dreams come true.
3335
When I met you I liked you, when I liked you I kissed you, when I kissed you I loved you, when I loved you I lost you.
3336
When one walks the lonely path a friend may be the only saving force of his soul.
3337
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every waking minute of it.
3338
In the beginning, the universe was created. This is generally regarded as a bad move..
3339
There are winners and losers in this world. Winners win because they try to win. Losers lose because they try to stop losing. Work it out?!.
3340
Poor man wants to be rich, rich man wants to be king and the king isn't satisfied until he rules everything.
3341
You can't manage creativity, all you can do is give it a place to work.
3342
I plan to live forever or die trying.
3343
I'd rather be right than politically correct.
3344
Spelling mistakes are left in for people who need to correct others to make the life fulfilled.
3345
If I'm so stupid, why aren't I rich?
3346
"My middle name is Luck," said Rincewind. "Unfortunately, my first name is Bad..."!
3347
Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful that it happens in that order.
3348
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
3349
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
3350
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
3351
Every morning is the dawn of a new error....
3352
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.
3353
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
3354
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
3355
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
3356
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
3357
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
3358
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
3359
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
3360
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
3361
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
3362
Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.
3363
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
3364
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
3365
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
3366
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
3367
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
3368
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
3369
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
3370
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
3371
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
3372
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
3373
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
3374
Dain bramaged.
3375
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
3376 Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi fired from a car window.
Bumper stickers...
3377 If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
Bumper stickers...
3378 If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Bumper stickers...
3379 Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.
Bumper stickers...
3380 How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
Bumper stickers...
3381 The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
Bumper stickers...
3382 I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
Bumper stickers...
3383 This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
Bumper stickers...
3384 So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
Bumper stickers...
3385 Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
Bumper stickers...
3386 If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Bumper stickers...
3387 Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Bumper stickers...
3388 Cat: The Other White Meat.
Bumper stickers...
3389 You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
Bumper stickers...
3390 The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Bumper stickers...
3391 I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Bumper stickers...
3392 It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now.
Bumper stickers...
3393 I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
Bumper stickers...
3394 Boldly Going Nowhere.
Bumper stickers...
3395 Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
Bumper stickers...
3396 If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over (seen upside down, on a Jeep).
Bumper stickers...
3397 Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
One liners and comebacks...
3398 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
One liners and comebacks...
3399 I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
One liners and comebacks...
3400 What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
One liners and comebacks...
3401 1. If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
Rules of Golf...
3402 2. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
Rules of Golf...
3403 3. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
Rules of Golf...
3404 4. When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
Rules of Golf...
3405 5. Any change works for a maximum of three holes - - or at a minimum of not at all.
Rules of Golf...
3406 6. No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
Rules of Golf...
3407 7. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
Rules of Golf...
3408 8. When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
Rules of Golf...
3409 9. If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up, or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.
Rules of Golf...
3410 10. The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
Rules of Golf...
3411 11. The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many other errors.
Rules of Golf...
3412 12. If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.
Rules of Golf...
3413 13. Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie.
Rules of Golf...
3414 14. Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
Rules of Golf...
3415 15. A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
Rules of Golf...
3416 16. It's surprisingly easy to hole a 50-foot putt when you lie 8.
Rules of Golf...
3417 17. Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
Rules of Golf...
3418 18. Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
Rules of Golf...
3419 19. It's not a gimme if you're still away.
Rules of Golf...
3420 20. The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
Rules of Golf...
3421 21. There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
Rules of Golf...
3422 22. You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.
Rules of Golf...
3423 23. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
Rules of Golf...
3424 24. If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.
Rules of Golf...
3425 25. To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his backswing by his handicap. Example: backswing 20 mph, handicap 15, downswing 600mph.
Rules of Golf...
3426 26. There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.
Rules of Golf...
3427 27. Hazards attract; fairways repel.
Rules of Golf...
3428 28. You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball.
Rules of Golf...
3429 29. A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
Rules of Golf...
3430 30. If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker.
Rules of Golf...
3431 31. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
Rules of Golf...
3432 32. Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
Rules of Golf...
3433
If you're not a Liberal at age 20, you have no heart -- and if you're not a conservative at age 40, you have no head
3434
"Twenty-three is the best age (to marry) because you know the person FOREVER by then."
3435
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
3436 Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Headlines...
3437 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Headlines...
3438 Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
Headlines...
3439 Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Headlines...
3440 Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Headlines...
3441 Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Headlines...
3442 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Headlines...
3443 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
One liners and comebacks...
3444 It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
One liners and comebacks...
3445 How about never? Is never good for you?
One liners and comebacks...
3446 You sound reasonable.... Time to up my medication.
One liners and comebacks...
3447 I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
One liners and comebacks...
3448 Who me? I just wander from room to room.
One liners and comebacks...
3449 It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
One liners and comebacks...
3450 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
One liners and comebacks...
3451 Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
One liners and comebacks...
3452 The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist, or, "a genius".
One liners and comebacks...
3453 Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
One liners and comebacks...
3454 I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
One liners and comebacks...
3455 I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
One liners and comebacks...
3456 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
One liners and comebacks...
3457 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
One liners and comebacks...
3458 No, my powers can only be used for good.
One liners and comebacks...
3459 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
One liners and comebacks...
3460 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
One liners and comebacks...
3461 I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
One liners and comebacks...
3462 My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
One liners and comebacks...
3463 At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
One liners and comebacks...
3464 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
One liners and comebacks...
3465
Blaming others can become a satisfying way of life.
3466
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried.
3467
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
3468
Few people blame themselves until they have exhausted all other possibilities.
3469
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
3470
Reality and life are not the same.
3471
Some days are made for rain.
3472
Life's a journey not a destination.
3473
But tomorrow may rain, so I'll follow the sun.
3474
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
3475
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.
3476
It all begins where it ends.
3477
I would rather have 15 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.
3478
Everything should be as simple as possible -- but not simpler.
3479
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
3480
So of cheerfulness, or a good temper... the more it is spent, the more it remains.
3481
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men!
3482
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
3483
A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.
3484
A broken hand works, but not a broken heart.
3485
A cat has nine lives.
3486
A closed mouth catches no flies.
3487
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
3488
A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
3489
A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master.
3490
A drink precedes a story.
3491
A drowning man is not troubled by rain.
3492
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
3493
A forest is in an acorn.
3494
A friend in need is a friend indeed
3495
A good denial, the best point in law.
3496
A good husband is healthy and absent.
3497
A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
3498
A healthy man is a successful man.
3499
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
3500
A friend's eye is a good mirror.
3501
A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks its man.
3502
A lock is better than suspicion.
3503
A loan though old is not gift.
3504
A little too late, is much too late.
3505
A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly.
3506
A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.
3507
A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink.
3508
A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.
3509
Voodoo acupuncture: You don't have to go.
3510
A hen is heavy when carried far.
3511
A hound's food is in its legs.
3512
A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.
3513
A hungry man is an angry man.
3514
A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
3515
A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners.
3516
A penny for your thoughts.
3517
A penny saved is a penny gained.
3518
A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands.
3519
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener.
3520
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
3521
A silent mouth is melodious.
3522
A single Russian hair outweighs half a Pole.
3523
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
3524
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
3525
A son is a son till he gets him a wife,
But a daughter's a daughter the rest of your life.
3526
A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.
3527
A table is not blessed if it has fed no scholars.
3528
A teacher is better than two books.
3529
A thief believes everybody steals.
3530
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
3531
A throne is only a bench covered with velvet.
3532
A trade not properly learned is an enemy.
3533
A tree falls the way it leans.
3534
A white Christmas fills the churchyard.
3535
A wise man hears one word and understands two.
3536
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion.
3537
A worthy woman is far more precious than jewels, strength and dignity are her clothing.
3538
Act in the valley so that you need not fear those who stand on the hill.
3539
Advice should be viewed from behind.
3540
Advice when most needed is least heeded.
3541
After shaking hands with a Greek, count your fingers.
3542
Age is honorable and youth is noble.
3543
All is well that ends well.
3544
All things grow with time, except grief.
3545
An angry man is not fit to pray.
3546
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
3547
An ass in Germany is a professor in Rome.
3548
An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue.
3549
An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea.
3550
An ox remains an ox, even if driven to Vienna.
3551
And old rat is a brave rat.
3552
Anger can be an expensive luxury.
3553
Anger is as a stone cast into a wasp's nest.
3554
Anger without power is folly.
3555
Appetite comes with eating.
3556
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
3557
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
3558
As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.
3559
As mad as a March hare.
3560
As proud as a peacock.
3561
As sluttish and slatternly as an Irishwoman bred in France.
3562
As the best wine makes the sharpest vinegar, the truest lover may turn into the worst enemy.
3563
As the big hound is, so will the pup be.
3564
As we live, so we learn.
3565
Be neither intimate nor distant with the clergy.
3566
Better late than never.
3567
Beggars shouldn't be choosers.
3568
Better give a penny then lend twenty.
3569
Better no doctor at all than three.
3570
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.
3571
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
3572
Better wear out shoes than sheets.
3573
Between the devil and the deep blue sea.
3574
Beware of a silent dog and still water.
3575
Black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love. (About coffee.)
3576
Blood is thicker than water.
3577
Both your friend and your enemy think you will never die.
3578
Butter would not melt in her mouth.
3579
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
3580
Children are poor men's riches.
3581
Children should be seen and not heard.
3582
Children suck the mother when they are young and the father when they are old.
3583
Choose neither a woman nor linen by candlelight.
3584
Climb mountains to see lowlands.
3585
Clogs to clogs in three generations.
3586
Clouds gather before a storm.
3587
Commit a sin twice and it will not seem a crime.
3588
Curiosity killed the cat.
3589
Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse.
3590
Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
3591
Death always comes too early or too late.
3592
Death closes all doors.
3593
Death pays all debts.
3594
Did hogs feed here or did Lithuanians have a feast here?
3595
Do not be born good or handsome, but be born lucky.
3596
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.
3597
Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.
3598
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old, yours will be new.
3599
Do not speak of secrets in a field that is full of little hills.
3600
Do not talk Arabic in the house of a Moor.
3601
"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more... it can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home..."
3602 If you think we can't vote, wait 'till you see us drive.
FLORIDA:
3603 Home of electile dysfunction.
FLORIDA:
3604 We count more than you do.
FLORIDA:
3605 If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA:
3606 We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
FLORIDA:
3607 Relax, Retire, ReVote.
FLORIDA:
3608 Viagra voters do it again and again!
FLORIDA:
3609 Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
FLORIDA:
610 This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA:
3611 We're number one! Wait! Recount!
FLORIDA:
3612 So nice, we let you vote twice.
Palm Beach County:
3613 We put the "duh" in Florida.
Palm Beach County:
3614 Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.
Sign on I-95:
3615 What do batteries run on?
Thought for today...
3616
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
3617
Don't imitate the fly before you have wings.
3618
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
3619
Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.
3620
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
3621
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.
3622
Even a small thorn causes festering.
3623
Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
3624
Every cloud has a silver lining.
3625
Every dog hath its day.
3626
Every garden may have some weeds.
3627
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
3628
Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.
3629
Everyone pushes a falling fence.
3630
Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree.
3631
Evil is sooner believed than good.
3632
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.
3633
Fame is a magnifying glass.
3634
Fine feathers make fine birds.
3635
Feather by feather the goose can be plucked.
3636
Fortune is a woman; if you neglect her today do not expect to regain her tomorrow.
3637
Fortune is blind, but not invisible.
3638
Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.
3639
Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.
3640
Friends are lost by calling often and calling seldom.
3641
Friendship is a furrow in the sand.
3642
Give neither counsel nor salt till you are asked for it.
3643
Give the devil his due.
3644
Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.
3645
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
3646
God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them.
3647
God heals, and the physician takes the fee.
3648
God help the rich man, let the poor man beg!
3649
God help the rich, the poor can look after themselves.
3650
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.
3651
Good advice is often annoying, bad advice never.
3652
Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.
3653
Good luck beats early rising.
3654
Half a loaf is better than none.
3655
Haste makes waste.
3656
Have a horse of your own and then you may borrow another's.
3657
He is not wise that is not wise for himself.
3658
He lied like an eyewitness.
3659
He makes his home where the living is best.
3660
He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.
3661
He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.
3662
He that is rich will not be called a fool.
3663
He that lives on hope will die fasting.
3664
He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
3665
He that marries for money will earn it.
3666
He that plants thorns must never expect to gather roses.
3667
He that seeks trouble never misses.
3668
He that spareth his rod hateth his son.
3669
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
3670
He who comes with a story to you brings two away from you.
3671
He who could foresee affairs three days in advance would be rich for thousands of years.
3672
He who does not know one thing knows another.
3673
He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday.
3674
He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
3675
He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup.
3676
He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief.
3677
He who knows nothing, doubts nothing.
3678
He who leaps high must take a long run.
3679
He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount.
3680
He who serves two masters has to lie to one.
3681
He who sups with the devil has need of a long spoon.
3682
He who would climb the ladder must begin at the bottom.
3683
He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along.
3684
He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.
3685
Heaven lent you a soul Earth will lend a grave.
3686
Honesty is the best policy.
3687
How many will listen to the truth when you tell them?
3688
Hygiene is two thirds of health.
3689
If a man be great, even his dog will wear a proud look.
3690
If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me.
3691
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
3692
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
3693
If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
3694
If the patient dies, the doctor has killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.
3695
If two men ride a horse, one must ride behind.
3696
If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people.
3697
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
3698
If you bow at all bow low.
3699
If you do not sow in the spring you will not reap in the autumn.
3700
If you love him, don't lend him.
3701 I'm NOT weird, I'm morally disabled.
Thought for Today:
3702 Jewish dilemma - Free ham.
Thought for Today:
3703
If you take big paces you leave big spaces.
3704
If you want to be criticized, marry.
3705
If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir.
3706
If you wish to know the mind of a man, listen to his words.
3707
In a calm sea every man is a pilot.
3708
In America half an hour is forty minutes.
3709
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.
3710
In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.
3711
Instinct is stronger than upbringing.
3712
It is a bad hen that does not scratch herself.
3713
It is a bold mouse that nestles in the cat's ear.
3714
It is a long road that has no turning.
3715
It is an equal failing to trust everybody, and to trust nobody.
3716
It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good.
3717
It is better to be a male for one day than a female for ten.
3718
It is better to be born a beggar than a fool.
3719
It is better to conceal one's knowledge than to reveal one's ignorance.
3720
It is better to exist unknown to the law.
3721
It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all. (About laziness)
3722
It is hard to pay for bread that has been eaten.
3723
It is not a secret if it is known by three people.
3724
It is not enough to run, one must start in time.
3725
It is not fish until it is on the bank.
3726
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
3727
It is sweet to drink but bitter to pay for.
3728
It is the good horse that draws its own cart.
3729
It is the quiet pigs that eat the meal.
3730
It takes time to build castles. Rome wan not built in a day.
3731
It's an ill wind that blows no good.
3732
It's not a matter of upper and lower class but of being up a while and down a while.
3733
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come.
3734
Keep a thing for seven years and you'll find a use for it.
3735
Kill not the goose that lays the golden eggs.
3736
Lack of resource has hanged many a person.
3737
Last ship, best ship.
3738
Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.
3739
Lend your money and lose your friend.
3740
Let sleeping dogs lie.
3741
Let your heart guide your head in evil matters.
3742
Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it.
3743
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
3744
Like a fish out of water.
3745
Like a lame man's legs that hang limp is a proverb in the mouth of a fool.
3746
Listen to the sound of the river and you will get a trout.
3747
Little pitchers have big ears.
3748
Live with wolves, and you learn to howl.
3749
Look before you leap.
3750
Look down if you would know how high you stand.
3751
Love enters a man through his eyes, woman through her ears.
3752
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
3753
Love me, love my dog.
3754
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
3755
Love, pain, and money cannot be kept secret; they soon betray themselves.
3756
Luck has a slender anchorage.
3757
Mad as a march hare.
3758
Many hands make light work.
3759
Make hay while the sun shines.
3760
Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.
3761
Many a friend was lost through a joke, but none was ever gained so.
3762
May as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
3763
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
3764
May the grass grow at your door and the fox build his nest on your hearthstone.
3765
May the light fade from your eyes, so you never see what you love.
3766
May your own blood rise against you, and the sweetest drink you take be the bitterest cup of sorrow.
3767
May you die without benefit of clergy.
3768
May there be none to shed a tear at your grave, and may the hearthstone of hell be your best bed forever.
3769
May you have a bright future - as the chimney sweep said to his son.
3770
May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year.
3771
May your every wish be granted.
3772
May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket.
3773
Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting.
3774
Mere words do not feed the friars.
3775
More grows in the garden than the gardener knows he has sown.
3776
More things belong to marriage than four bare legs in a bed.
3777
Nature breaks through the eyes of the cat.
3778
Necessity is the mother of invention.
3779
Necessity knows no law.
3780
Necessity never made a good bargain.
3781
Need teaches a plan.
3782
Never cut what can be untied.
3783
Never love with all your heart, it only ends in breaking.
3784
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
3785
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.
3786
Night is the mother of council.
3787
No man limps because another is hurt.
3788
No man ought to look a given horse in the mouth.
3789
No rose without a thorn, or a love without a rival.
3790
No time like the present.
3791
Not the cry, but the flight of the wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow.
3792
Not wine...men intoxicate themselves; Not vice...men entice themselves
3793
Nothing dries sooner than tears.
3794
Nothing is as burdensome as a secret.
3795
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.
3796
One beggar at the door is enough.
3797
One cannot shoe a running horse.
3798
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
3799
One flower will not make a garland.
3800
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
3801 LUNACY...my Best personality trait!
Thought For Today:
3802
The tongue like a sharp knife...Kills without drawing blood.
3803
One good turn deserves another.
3804
One swallow maketh not a summer.
3805
One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
3806
One of these days is none of these days.
3807
One should go invited to a friend in good fortune, and uninvited in misfortune.
3808
One woman never praises another.
3809
Only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches.
3810
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
3811
Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet.
3812
Patience is poultice for all wounds.
3813
Patience is the best medicine.
3814
People live in each other's shelter.
3815
Pigs might fly, but they are most unlikely birds.
3816
Politics is a rotten egg; if broken, it stinks.
3817
Poor men seek meat for their stomach, rich men stomach for their meat.
3818
Power lasts ten years; influence not more than a hundred.
3819
Practice makes perfect.
3820
Praise the young and they will blossom.
3821
Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
3822
Procrastination is the thief of time.
3823
Public before private and country before family.
3824
Put silk on a goat, and it's still a goat.
3825
Quiet people are well able to look after themselves.
3826
Rags to riches to rags.
3827
Rain beats a leopard's skin, but it does not wash off the spots.
3828
Rats desert a sinking ship.
3829
Riches run after the rich, and poverty runs after the poor.
3830
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth.
3831
Rome was not built in a day.
3832
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
3833
Seek counsel of him who makes you weep, and not of him who makes you laugh.
3834
Set a beggar on horseback, and he 'll out ride the Devil.
3835
Set a thief to catch a thief.
3836
Six hours' sleep for a man, seven for a woman and eight for a fool.
3837
Silence was never written down.
3838
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
3839
Sit a beggar at your table and he will soon put his feet on it.
3840
Small children give you headache; big children heartache.
3841
Some people are masters of money, and some its slaves.
3842
Sometimes I go about pitying myself, and all the time I am being carried on great wings across the sky.
3843
Sorrow for a husband is like a pain in the elbow, sharp and short.
3844
Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them.
3845
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
3846
Stars are not seen by sunshine.
3847
Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
3848
Sweet is the wine but sour is the payment.
3849
Take heed of enemies reconciled, and of meat twice boiled.
3850
Take thy thoughts to bed with thee, for the morning is wiser than the evening.
3851
Talk of the devil and he is sure to appear.
3852
Tell me who you live with and I will tell you who you are.
3853
Tell the truth and shame the devil.
3854
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names.
3855
The best advice is found on the pillow.
3856
The best thing about a man is his dog.
3857
The big thieves hang the little ones.
3858
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
3859
The comforter's head never aches.
3860
The darkest hour is that before the dawn.
3861
The day will come when the cow will have use for her tail.
3862
The devil looks after his own.
3863
The devil seduced Eve in Italian. Eve mislead Adam in Bohemian. The Lord scolded them both in German. Then the angel drove them from paradise in Hungarian.
3864
The fat is in the fire.
3865
The green new broom sweepeth clean.
3866
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
3867
The girl who can't dance says the band can't play.
3868
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
3869
The great thieves lead away the little thieves.
3870
The hole is more honorable than the patch.
3871
The hours of folly are measured by the clock, but of wisdom no clock can measure.
3872
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
3873
The jay bird don't rob his own nest.
3874
The light heart lives long.
3875
The man who does not love a horse cannot love a woman.
3876
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
3877
The man with the boots does not mind where he places his foot.
3878
The mills of God grind slowly but they grind finely.
3879
The moon is made of a green cheese.
3880
The more the merrier.
3881
The morning is wiser than the evening.
3882
The nail that sticks up will be hammered down.
3883
The night rinses what the day has soaped.
3884
The only good thing that comes from the east is the sun.
3885
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
3886
The pine stays green in winter...Wisdom in hardship.
3887
The raggy colt often made a powerful horse.
3888
The reverse side also has a reverse side.
3889
The right man comes at the right time.
3890
The road to a friend's house is never long.
3891
The Russian knows the way, yet he asks for directions.
3892
The sea has an enormous thirst and an insatiable appetite.
3893
The silent dog is the first to bite.
3894
The smallest thing outlives the human being.
3895
The Spaniard is a bad servant but a worse master.
3896
The sun will set without thy assistance.
3897
The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.
3898
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
3899
The tide tarrieth for no man.
3900
The tongue is more to be feared than the sword.
3901 ...we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In winter, we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.
In my day...
3902 ...we didn't have rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.
In my day...
3903 ...we didn't have fancy health-food restaurants. Every day we ate lots of easily recognizable animal parts, along with potatoes.
In my day...
3904 ...we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.
In my day...
3905 ...we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
In my day...
3906 ...'60 Minutes' wasn't just a bunch of gray-haired, liberal 80-year-old guys. It was a bunch of gray-haired, liberal 60-year-old guys.
In my day...
3907 ...we didn't have virtual reality. If a one-eyed razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an ax, you just had to hope you could outrun him.
In my day...
3908 ...they hadn't invented electricity. We had to watch television by candlelight.
In my day...
3909 ...we didn't have Strom Thurmond. Oh, wait. Yes we did.
In my day...
3910
The truth is not always what we want to hear.
3911
The turtle lays thousands of eggs without anyone knowing, but when the hen lays an egg, the whole country is informed.
3912
The wearer best knows where the shoe pinches.
3913
The well fed does not understand the lean.
3914
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion.
3915
The wise adapt themselves to circumstances, as water molds itself to the pitcher.
3916
The wise man sits on the hole in his carpet.
3917
The wolf loses his teeth, but not his inclinations.
3918
The work praises the man.
3919
The world is a rose: smell it and pass it on to your friends.
3920
The world would not make a racehorse of a donkey.
3921
There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same.
3922
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
3923
There are only two types of Chinese -- those who give bribes and those who take them.
3924
There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.
3925
There is but one good mother-in-law and she is dead.
3926
There is honor even among thieves.
3927
There is hope from the sea, but none from the grave.
3928
There is no fireside like your own fireside.
3929
There is no luck except where there is discipline.
3930
There is no need like the lack of a friend.
3931
There is no strength without unity.
3932
There is plenty of sound in an empty barrel.
3933
There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip.
3934
They who love most are least valued.
3935
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.
3936
Think with the wise but walk with the vulgar.
3937
Thirst is the end of drinking and sorrow is the end of drunkenness.
3938
Though a tree grow ever so high, the falling leaves return to the ground.
3939
Three diseases without shame: Love, itch and thirst.
3940
Time is a great story teller.
3941
Three Spaniards, four opinions.
3942
Time trieth truth.
3943
To be rich is not everything, but it certainly helps.
3944
To deny all, is to confess all.
3945
To leave is to die a little.
3946
To lend is to buy a quarrel.
3947
To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.
3948
To teach is to learn.
3949
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
3950
To whom you tell your secrets, to him you resign your liberty.
3951
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
3952
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
3953
Tomorrow is a new day.
3954
Tomorrow never comes.
3955
Trouble rides a fast horse.
3956
True nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
3957
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
3958
Truth and oil always come to the surface.
3959
Truth has a handsome countenance but torn garments.
3960
Truth is the safest lie.
3961
Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed.
3962
Truth will be out.
3963
Two heads are better than one.
3964
Two shorten the road.
3965
Two thirds of the work is the semblance.
3966
Unless you enter the tiger's den you cannot take the cubs.
3967
Visit your aunt, but not every day of the year.
3968
Walk straight, my son - as the old crab said to the young crab.
3969
Want a thing long enough and you don't.
3970
War is death's feast.
3971
Water for oxen, wine for kings.
3972
We'll never know the worth of water till the well go dry.
3973
Went in one ear and out the other.
3974
What belongs to everybody belongs to nobody.
3975
What breaks in a moment may take years to mend.
3976
What one knows it is sometimes useful to forget.
3977
What you cannot avoid, welcome.
3978
When a father helps a son, both smile; but when a son must help his father, both cry.
3979
When a twig grows hard it is difficult to twist it. Every beginning is weak.
3980
When fire is applied to a stone it cracks.
3981
When fortune knocks upon the door open it widely.
3982
When ill luck falls asleep, let none wake her.
3983
When its time has arrived, the prey becomes the hunter.
3984
When one dog barks another will join it.
3985
When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
3986
When the apple is ripe it will fall.
3987
When the drop (drink) is inside, the sense is outside.
3988
When the iron is hot, strike.
3989
When the liquor was gone the fun was gone.
3990
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
3991
When the sun shineth, make hay.
3992
When the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away.
3993
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
3994
When there is order in the nation, there will be peace in the world.
3995
When we sing everybody hears us, when we sigh nobody hears us.
3996
When you live next to the cemetery you cannot weep for everyone.
3997
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
3998
When your enemy falls, don't rejoice -- but don't pick him up either.
3999
Where no counsel is, the people fall; but in the multitude of counselors there is safety.
4000
Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth.